Happy Independence Day from Japan—It's A Wonderful Rife.
You know... I didn't mean to write that headline. It was supposed to be Happy... but, if you will look down towards your standard keyboard, you will notice that the J is right beside the H.
I leave it up, hoping people will see the brilliant accidental wit.
On a serious note... since the first woman I ever slept with was an American in Japan, the United States has always held a place of honor (add pun here) for me. She was my Lady Liberty, for whom I shall always carry a torch for.
The fact that the first woman I wanted to sleep with in Japan was a hot little number (K) who happened to be an American of Japanese decent, and you can see where I am going with this. I should mention that I did not sleep with her - the gods conspired against me - but I have it on good authority - her - that she would have slept with me. She told me that a couple of years ago after she got married. Yeah, K... safe call.
I'm not mentioning names, but regular readers know who I am talking about...
People I didn't want to sleep with, but have provided me with umpteen narratives on this blog, as well as great friendship, include, but are not limited to Vinnie and Matthew and Jeff and a host more.
Thanks for reading and for your continued friendship and support.
Now... you Americans... enjoy your day of Independence (have a tea and don't worry about the tax) and try not to think about how we (Canadians) kicked your butt in the war of 1812.
Cheers
Andrew Joseph
You know... I didn't mean to write that headline. It was supposed to be Happy... but, if you will look down towards your standard keyboard, you will notice that the J is right beside the H.
I leave it up, hoping people will see the brilliant accidental wit.
On a serious note... since the first woman I ever slept with was an American in Japan, the United States has always held a place of honor (add pun here) for me. She was my Lady Liberty, for whom I shall always carry a torch for.
The fact that the first woman I wanted to sleep with in Japan was a hot little number (K) who happened to be an American of Japanese decent, and you can see where I am going with this. I should mention that I did not sleep with her - the gods conspired against me - but I have it on good authority - her - that she would have slept with me. She told me that a couple of years ago after she got married. Yeah, K... safe call.
I'm not mentioning names, but regular readers know who I am talking about...
People I didn't want to sleep with, but have provided me with umpteen narratives on this blog, as well as great friendship, include, but are not limited to Vinnie and Matthew and Jeff and a host more.
Thanks for reading and for your continued friendship and support.
Now... you Americans... enjoy your day of Independence (have a tea and don't worry about the tax) and try not to think about how we (Canadians) kicked your butt in the war of 1812.
Cheers
Andrew Joseph
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