You certainly don't give them bottles of your own semen - I would suppose that in the porn industry, an actress already gets more than her fair share.
But, in the case of one Japanese porn star - she asked for it.
According to news reports, AV (adult video) star Kohaku Uta (surname first) asked her fans, via Twitter, to send her their semen, as part of some great Japanese porno flick called 'Semen Collection 2', implying that there is already a 'Semen Collection 1' movie already out there.
Perhaps we should call the social media device 'Twatter', but dammit all to hell, she received over 100 bottles of sperm from eager but arm-weary fans (short for fanatic, if you must know)... sperm-filled bottles all arriving in plastic bottles over a 10-day period - complete with the name of the donor (check out the photo! You can read someone's name on the one on the left! I mean, I can't, but I bet someone can!).
Who are these people? And... if you can see from the size of the bottles in the picture above with Uta-chan... why didn't they take the time and effort to fill it to the brim? Maybe because no one has that much sperm in themselves to donate in less than 10 days, no matter how turned on they are.
I know... I've been turned on - as recently as today - and even I could never collect a full bottle of sperm - and even if I did, I'm not sure I would donate it to a porn star, unless she was the one coaxing it out of me. That could happen, right? Riiii-iiight.
I love the reaction from Uta: "I will care for them as if it were my own child."
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Apparently the film began shooting back on December 20, 2012, and it hasn't wrapped up yet.
As for what will actually be done with the sperm donations in the film - I have no idea. I can guess, however, as I have a pretty fine imagination even if I don't have any dreams.
Definitely not for drinking, as one never knows the health of the issuer. Same with insemination via turkey baster. Think sperm bath. having it poured over her. I would hope the director would heat it up first, though. Since I'm doubting that the plastic containers are microwave proof, I hope they find a suitable container.
As for the containers used to hold the seminal gifts, just imagine the look on the mailman's face now, as he realizes just what was in this packages he was delivering. Imagine if there was a leak!
"Uh... why is my NHK bill all wet? Stupid cxxksxxcker postoffice."
Pardon my language in this blog. Like the bottles of sperm, I have no idea where that came from.
By the way... is it just me, or does the actress look like she's 15? Man! If her dad isn't already dead, I hope he will be soon. And my ex-fiance's dad was concerned about his daughter screwing a foreigner. Kind of puts a bit of perspective on things.
Oh... and Uta? Cheers,
Andrew Joseph
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